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This fluid creature presented for thy hearing pleasure is Sir Rocco Meo (he/him). He was wistfully born at Methodist Hospital in Indianapolis Indiana at 1:36 in the afternoon. Of course, this was 27 hours after his mother had been in labor. At the time nothing was foretold. Not his weight, his height, his age but eventually he would have the opportunity of having people listen to him on Radio DePaul. He can be encapsulated by many things like his love of mustard-based potato salad and socks and sandals. Rocco is a writer, performer, and producer who can be found around the city at different venues.

Aikam Dassan may be a human however he is to be treated as an idea, a concept, something made up in your head. Put on Earth to maintain harmony, raise the overall attractiveness of the human species single-handedly, and keep the demand for hot pockets constant, when he’s not busy being charitable, you can see him attending DePaul’s Driehaus College of Business. He is so abstract and now you can abstract him into your ears; Rocco wrote that one.